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Miss NJ:  Steve Harvey has been on this “sexy old man” thing for a while now.  This is somehow part of that whole thing.  As you can see, the “why” of these pics is completely unimportant to me.  What I need to understand (and I’d really like you to work with me) is why the big dude is wearing cowboy boots with matching hat and underwear with a belt.  I’m open to any and all suggestions. 

BK Diva:  Lawd Have Mercy!!!  WTF!!!!  Steve don’t tell me they got you too!!!!


Cute girl right?  Then you get a close up of the toes.

Miss NJ: Does this not make you think of Eddie Murphy and Lela Rochon in Boomerang?  I don’t know what she could do, except keep them covered up.

Paris Hilton’s new reality show should be called “I Want To Be Paris Hilton” . Heirhead wannabes lined up Tuesday at Nikki Beach in New York for Hilton’s new MTV reality series, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” and it wasn’t pretty. “It looked like Barbie threw up in there,” said our spy. “All the girls looked like versions of Donatella Versace. They all had bleached blond hair, too-dark tans and were wearing tight, shiny dresses. All the guys that were there were gay. The whole thing was so bizarre.” Casting directors had sent out a notice saying they were looking for “hot bitches and fierce guys” for the show.

Miss NJ: “Barbie throw-up” sounds like an appropriate description of anything related to Paris.  If MTV wants to understand why it’s ratings have tanked lately, it need look no further than this and the Tila Tequila mess.  It used to be that MTV was cutting edge, ahead of the curve; if you wanted to know what was in and hip and happening, you watched MTV.  Now, you feel like reruns of the Golden Girls should be airing.  Although, even that might be a bit too hip for MTV at this point.


Miss NJ:  If I ever see nail polish on a man’s toes, the relationship ends right there.  No man can have toes as pretty or prettier than mine.  His feet look like a woman’s.  I have been told by those who know that black nail polish is a thing among athletes.  But I wasn’t told why.  If anyone knows, please holla at a sister.


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Miss NJ:  Since Vivica gets no breaks, this mess right here has to be addressed.  Vivica at least looks like she still has her original skin.  Priscilla, on the other hand, looks like her plastic surgeon’s day job is making Barbies for Mattel.  I’d say she looks like a china doll, but even they look more real.

from Mirror 


We could think of a few phrases to describe Simon Cowell – rich, charming, influential, er, nasty.

But “Peeping Tom” certainly wouldn’t have been one of them. So we were stunned when the X Factor supremo revealed to us that he has started snooping on neighbours in his spare time.

Simon installed a telescope in his kitchen after becoming obsessed with 10, Dudley Moore’s classic film comedy.

In the 1979 movie, which made Bo Derek a star, Dud uses a telescope to spy on his Beverly Hills neighbour, a porn producer who regularly hosts parties with nude girls.

Simon’s telescope is pointing out of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the Hollywood Hills mansion he shares with girlfriend Terri Seymour. 

The lens is focused on the sprawling gardens of the mansions surrounding Si’s plush pad.

Neighbour Britney Spears is used to the attention of having a lens focused on her. But other celebs who live nearby, such as Leonardo DiCaprio, John Travolta and Christina Aguilera, may be less relaxed about it.

But before they draw the curtains in panic, the bird-watcher reckons he hasn’t been able to focus on any sordid goings on – yet. Simon told us: “I saw that Dudley Moore film and it was great.

Afterwards, I got a telescope installed in my kitchen so I can spy on people.

“I look out over the Hollywood Hills into my neighbours’ gardens. It’s an amazing view. It isn’t powerful enough to see into their homes – so you can’t see them in the shower – but you can see into their gardens.

“It’s great fun. I just like to keep an eye on what is happening.”

Well, even a multi-millionaire music mogul needs a hobby, we suppose.

Just don’t tell the LAPD…

Miss NJ:  I cannot be the only person who thinks this is excessively creepy.  The fact that he thinks using a telescope to check out his neighbors is cool proves that he’s not wrapped too tight.  Medication might be a good next step.  Even more amazing is the fact that he freely admitted this in an interview.  He is a seriously twisted man.


The woman for whom Gov. Spitzer tossed away his political career, reputation and, perhaps, his family finally has a face.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a 22-year-old aspiring singer from the Jersey Shore, is the high-priced hooker at the heart of the sordid, sex-filled drama. Her name was revealed on the same day Spitzer resigned from office.

Until now, she has been publicly known only as “Kristen” – a woman the love gov ordered from the skin peddlers at Emperors Club VIP for a tryst at a Washington hotel on Feb.13.

But a relative said Dupre – born Ashley Youmans and raised in Belmar, NJ – and Kristen are one and the same.

“I love her. I am by her side. I found out from her,” her brother, Kyle Youmans, told The Post. “The family is supporting her. She is fine.”

He referred all other questions to his sister’s lawyer, Don Buchwald, who would not confirm his client’s involvement in the scandal.

Dupre earlier told The New York Times – which said she has been subpoenaed to appear before a grand jury – that the stress of being at the heart of the scandal was wearing on her.

“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster,” she said. “This has been a very difficult time. It is complicated.”

Her mother, Carolyn Capalbo, told the paper she didn’t think her daughter knew who Spitzer was when they hooked up.

“She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor,” Capalbo said. “But she also is a 22-year-old, not a 32-year-old or a 42-year-old, and she obviously got involved in something much larger than her.”

The details of Spitzer’s alleged dalliance with Dupre emerged amid a federal probe into the international escort ring. The governor was caught on a wiretap arranging for “Kristen” – a 5-foot-5, 105-pound brunette – to travel to the Mayflower Hotel in DC.

How Dupre fell into the world of high-end prostitution is not entirely clear, but friends from Wall HS in Belmar, NJ, said she had always had a thing for older men.

“She never dated anyone in our school,” said a woman who would only gave her first name, Stephanie.

This 22-year-old, who was a year behind Dupre, said, “She was never slutty. She would date older guys, but it wasn’t like she was running around sleeping with everyone.”

Dupre hints on her MySpace page that she had a difficult life.

“My path has not been easy. When I was 17, I left home,” she wrote. “It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again.

“Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone . . . I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own.”

Another relative told The Post, “She’s a very sweet girl . . . She’s always been very good to me and my children.”

Dupre said she had recently ended a tumultuous relationship with a man who “walked out me” after she discovered he had fathered two children, the Times reported.

In August, she posted on her blog a message about difficult relationships.

“If you are in a relationship, and it is ‘doing absolutly [sic] nothing’ for you, makes you feel bad about yourself or situations, just causing unessesary [sic] drama, and ruining things that you may actually care about . . . Why would you want that in your life??” she wrote.

According to records, Dupre changed her name from Youmans to Ashley Rae Maike DiPietro, taking her stepfather’s surname.

Since she moved to New York in 2004, she adopted the name Ashley Alexandra Dupre as a nom-de-stage for a music career.

On her MySpace page she has posted a single song, called “What We Want” – an amateurish R&B number about love in which she asks, “Can you handle me, boy?”

“I know what you want, you got what I want,” she sings in the chorus. “I know what you need. Can you handle me?”

Throughout the page, she discusses how important music is in her life.

“She always wanted to be a singer,” a relative said.

Miss NJ:  My favorite line in the article “She was never slutty.”  Good girls do not become prostitutes.  I know many a chick that has been through hard times and never turned to selling her ass.  She’s the very definition of whore.  When these chicks get caught doing dirty ish, everyone in their life talks about how she’s misunderstood and no one knows what she’s been through as a way to excuse behavior that is inexcusable.  Ashley’s a trashy whore who will always be identified as the woman that brought down Spitzer; much in the same way that Monica Lewinsky will always be the chick that sucked Clinton’s d*ck.


Miss NJ:  The guy sitting next to it (I refuse to call that a “her”) is the boyfriend.  How much you wanna bet he’s gay?


Miss NJ:  The first thing that came to mind when I saw this pic was Chris Rock.  You feel like wiping your computer screen right now, don’t you?  And please peep the Count Dracula hairline.  It looks like he took a marker and colored in the blank spots.


Miss NJ:  Because I’m naturally a thin person and have never struggled with weight and because a very good friend of mine has struggled with weight her whole life, I rarely make fat jokes.  But this one needs to be made.  I can see the cellulite clearly from here.  Can you imagine that in person and up close?  There are some things fat people cannot do.  Wear a bra and panty set in a lingerie show is one of those things.