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The Mirror (UK) is reporting that Jay and B had their first married folk fight.  He dissed one of her songs during a performance and she stalked off pissed.  Of course they kissed and made up later. 

Miss NJ: And that’s today’s Jay-Z and Beyonce report.  Tune in tomorrow when we report what color B’s morning sh*t was.  Ridiculous that this is news.

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‘Melo was arrested early Monday morning, the story about LaLa not coming to get him broke yesterday morning, at 8 pm last night People.com posted a statement from LaLa:

“I want to make sure the public understands that I fully support my fiancé, Carmelo Anthony, and stand by him through this ordeal.  I will always have his back and never refused to pick him up from the police station. In fact, they offered to bring him to me.”

And then ‘Melo said:

 “LaLa continues to be a rock in my life, she’s always been there for me through thick and thin.”

Miss NJ: This tells me one thing at least, LaLa’s going nowhere in the short term.  Now long-term, that’s anybody’s game.  But it’s good they know how to play nice for the cameras.  It means when the break-up comes, they’ll be able to be civil to each other for the baby’s sake.

Jay and B got married.  Is everybody happy now?  Sheesh!

Miss NJ: I do not know why I had to do a post about something that can be found anywhere else on the ‘Net.  But for those who thought I was off my game because I didn’t comment, here you go.  I paid this no mind because they had enough hype and publicity without me.  Also because I don’t really understand all the hoopla.

SandraRose.com (via the PanacheReport.com) has a post about the “mainstream” “urban” A-list.  Both of those words bother me and I could write a whole post about code words, but I’ll save it for a better moment.  Anyway, the “urban” A-list only has six people on it (you have to go to her site to see all the names), two of whom are Jay and B.  Now I didn’t think they were “mainstream” A-list.  But perhaps that’s because I view A-list as Brad and  Angie, Julia Roberts, you know A-list.  I really see Jay and B as like A1-list, if that.  I based my view on the backlash Beyonce got from her SI cover and the confusion caused by Jay’s Budweiser commerical during Monday Night Football.  If you know about either of those, then you know that most white people are not checking for them at all.  They are popular within a certain (narrow) demographic.  That’s not A-list.

BK Diva:  Congratulations to the couple if it did indeed go down.  What was interesting to me about that list and about Jay & B in particular is that they are A List as a couple.  White magazines & hollywood could care less about them as individuals.  So I guess they’ll be together forever!

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Miss NJ:  I will not only admit to watching the whole first season of Newlyweds, but I will also admit to being a bit jealous that Jessica had such a great guy.  You can say what you want about Nick, but he was a great husband.  It’s a shame that she allowed her father to destroy that marriage.  Moving on, I happen to think she and Tony Romo are a great fit.  He’s the quarterback and she’s head cheerleader.

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Miss NJ:  Jenny Lo looks good here post-babies.  Her face has lost it’s baby-fatness and her legs are surprsingly thin-looking.  But keep in mind we see nothing of her middle/backside which looks to still be a bit wide.  And I’m a Marc fan, but he looks rather ghoulish here.

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Miss NJ:  I really don’t understand the Gisele thing.  I didn’t get it when she was Leo’s main squeeze and I don’t get it now.  Anyway, here he is looking happy (I guess) with Gisele.  It’s only a matter of time before this ends.  And karma says it will be nasty because that’s what Gisele deserves.  Can you tell I’m Team Bridget?

from NY Post, Page Six, 3/9

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Kimora Lee Simmons finally has her long-sought-after bun in the oven. The demanding diva has been trying for a child with her lover, Djimon Hounsou, and sources say the two have finally made magic. “She’s pregnant,” a source told us. A rep for Simmons couldn’t get a hold of her client for five days. Simmons already has two children, Ming and Aoki, by ex-husband Russell Simmons.

Miss NJ:  Congratulations.  I’m always happy when people get the babies they want.  And no matter what that baby will be very pretty, boy or girl.  I do hope she gets the boy she wants.

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Miss NJ:  This is the new host of “Mets Weekly,” Jocelyn Maldonado Pierce.  She is either the wife or fiancee of Antonio Pierce, NY Giant linebacker.  I can’t quite figure out which.  She’s a native of Toa Alta, Puerto Rico.  She’s modeled for Baby Phat and DKNY as well as been a reporter at WNBC in NY.

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Miss NJ:  I realize I have a lot of hate, but I actually like both these kids (as long as Rihanna’s not singing in the same room I’m in, but different topic for a different day).  That said, why does this “relationship” not impress me?

BK Diva:  Because it’s FAKE!!  They spun the cover up on Chris when they pinned him w/Super Head.  Rih Rih don’t do it…….you don’t have the Trannny look so why fake the funk! Leave that for Kayne’s finance.

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Miss NJ:  She would have been cute, if she didn’t have that piece gum hanging out her mouth.  And given that this is Jim, I’m sure she has a straight-edge on her somewhere.

BK Diva:  Yeah, I got the razr on the side ready to cut yeah!