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Category Archives: Wanna Be Celeb

Miss NJ: I love these type dresses.  It could be because I look pretty good in them.  I think Rosci looks good here.  Like the dress and the shoes don’t take away, even though they don’t necesssarily add.

Miss NJ: The shoes!!!  The dress is cute, but the Granny shoes are unacceptable.  Maybe I’m missing it though.  Maybe it does go together and I don’t get it.

Miss NJ: Normally Christina kills it, but this look is Eh for her.  On others it would be great, but Christina has a higher bar than most.

Miss NJ:  I have never thought Joumanna Kidd attractive, ever.  She’s your average-looking beige chick.  But I also always thought there was something off about her, but I could never put my finger on it.  These pics helped because for the first time I realize that she’s cross-eyed.  It’s probably where the little boy gets it from; because besides the huge head of his, the child is cross-eyed too.  It’s good thing he’s going to inherit money because TJ will not be a good-looking man.  And it’s good thing she has her bolt-on boobs covered up.  She looks better when we can’t see her cleavage.

Paris Hilton’s new reality show should be called “I Want To Be Paris Hilton” . Heirhead wannabes lined up Tuesday at Nikki Beach in New York for Hilton’s new MTV reality series, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” and it wasn’t pretty. “It looked like Barbie threw up in there,” said our spy. “All the girls looked like versions of Donatella Versace. They all had bleached blond hair, too-dark tans and were wearing tight, shiny dresses. All the guys that were there were gay. The whole thing was so bizarre.” Casting directors had sent out a notice saying they were looking for “hot bitches and fierce guys” for the show.

Miss NJ: “Barbie throw-up” sounds like an appropriate description of anything related to Paris.  If MTV wants to understand why it’s ratings have tanked lately, it need look no further than this and the Tila Tequila mess.  It used to be that MTV was cutting edge, ahead of the curve; if you wanted to know what was in and hip and happening, you watched MTV.  Now, you feel like reruns of the Golden Girls should be airing.  Although, even that might be a bit too hip for MTV at this point.

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Miss NJ:  What happened to the girl from Celebrity Fit Club that was so proud of her curves?  Hollywood is a mind-killer.  On a positive note, I do like the short cut.  I didn’t for a long time, but it has grown on me.

BK Diva:  Why does every women feel they need to be a size 2?  Toccara looks like a bobble head doll now.  Her breasts are too big for her body now and she looks dis-proportioned.  She was curvy & sexy.  I can see toning up or losing a little bit but damn!!!  What’s up with this skank look she’s been rocking lately.  The age of the true “Model” super or otherwise is dead.

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Miss NJ:  Solange always looks a bit off.  She tries but nothing she wears ever really matches.  Case in point, I know the polka-dot shoes are supposed to compliment the polka-dot skirt.  But if you look the skirt is blue with white polka-dots while the shoes are more evenly blue and white polka-dots.  Distracting because your eye is drawn to the mismatch without really understanding what is off about the outfit. 

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Miss NJ:  This is Eric Benet’s new chick.  Doesn’t she look like Halle?  Eyebrows are a little bushy but other than that clearly Halle’s twin.  As for why it’s an upgrade, BK Diva can cosign this: Halle’s crazy.  So, as long as this chick isn’t, then Eric’s all good.  It’s only a matter of time before the white boy runs screaming into the night like the rest of them.

BK Diva:  Damn, is this Halle’s long lost estranged sister????  Yeah, Halle’s mom’s forgot to take her prenatal meds……I personally got the 411 on her crazy ass from the ex’s.

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Grammy-nominated rapper Remy Ma was led out of a Manhattan courtroom Thursday, weeping and in handcuffs, after being convicted of shooting a woman outside a nightclub last summer.

The defense had conceded that Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, fired a shot toward a friend she suspected of stealing $3,000, but said it was an accident.

Smith, 26, faces up to 25 years in prison following her conviction in state Supreme Court for assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion.

She quietly wiped away tears as the verdict was read, then wailed loudly and sobbed openly after she was outside the courtroom. Many of her supporters also cried.

Justice Rena Uviller ordered Smith jailed without bail while awaiting her April 23 sentencing.

Smith was nominated for a Grammy as part of the Terror Squad for the 2004 hit “Lean Back.” She also has appeared on recordings with Busta Rhymes and Eminem.

She was acquitted of witness tampering and gang assault, charges related to a Bronx nightclub attack on the boyfriend of a witness who ultimately testified against her.

Smith got into Makeda Barnes Joseph’s car after a party at the Manhattan nightclub on July 14, 2007, and demanded that she dump her purse.

Assistant District Attorney Michael McIntosh said the defendant “took an illegal .45-caliber automatic and loaded it with hollow-point bullets,” then used both hands to cock the weapon as she got into the car. “She took every step you had to take to shoot somebody,” the prosecutor said.

Defense lawyer Ivan Fisher said the gun went off accidentally as the women struggled over the bag.

Joseph, who was shot in the abdomen, testified that she underwent three operations during a three-week hospital stay.

Miss NJ:  I chose an attractive picture of Remy because I figured she shouldn’t go out looking like a tacky chick (even though she really is).  “Wailed loudly and sobbed openly,” huh?  Perhaps your ignorant ass should have thought of the consequences before you did that dumb ish.  No sympathy.  No pity.  Everybody wants to be a gangster but no one wants to be treated like one.  Young people, this is what happens to criminals.  Maybe not all of them, but most of them.  Especially the black ones.

from NY Daily News

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One of the nation’s top skin surgeons says Priscilla Presley’s apparently botched face job could have been avoided.

“You would think that with her beauty and her resources, she would have chosen a different path,” said Dr. Rhoda Narins, a former president of the American Society for Dermatologic Surgery [ASDS].

Over 20 million people watched Elvis’ ex-wife on last week’s premiere of ” Dancing With the Stars,” with one writer comparing Presley’s puffed-up look to “a bulldog bitten by wasps.”

“Watching the show, you can see that a whole group of things has gone wrong,” Narins told us. “There is no movement at all in her face, no expression. No expert in Botox would leave you like that.

“Her chin is too masculine and wide. It’s too big of an implant. It looks manly. Her eyes are smaller. It looks like someone used too much filler around them.

“Her mouth is uneven. It’s almost like a Bell’s palsy on one side, as if there’s been nerve damage.”

TMZ.com reported Monday that a handsome young Argentinean “doctor” named Daniel Serrano had injected auto mechanic-grade silicone into Presley’s face and that of other Hollywood types, some at “injection parties,” earning him the name “Dr. Jiffy Lube.” He got a federal conviction on the use of unapproved drugs, but that is no doubt of little solace to Presley, mother of Lisa Marie Presley.

“She can certainly fix the Botox to gain back some movement, and she can get a smaller chin implant,” Narins said. “But on the [silicone] filler, it can be very difficult to get out.”

Presley’s spokeswoman didn’t comment.

But Narins recommends that anyone wanting to “freshen” their look get a referral to a licensed M.D. from their doctor, or the ASDS Web site. And don’t go to any injection parties: “If you’re in a spa, or a garage, or a living room, you’re in the wrong place.”

Miss NJ: I started to post the TMZ story yesterday about Priscilla, but then I realized that I really don’t care that much.  I want to be sympathetic, but it’s hard when people do this ish to themselves.  Given how much her daughter is worth, she couldn’t have gone to real doctor?  This is a combination of being too cheap and too worried about people knowing you “freshen up.”  You see what you end up with.  But on the plus side, she doesn’t have to invest in a mask for Halloween.