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Miss NJ:  Both Stacey and Lisa Raye are cute girls who look very good for their ages (42 and 41, respectively) but neither actually looks like this.  Photoshop is a hell of a drug!  And given all the rumors about Lisa Raye’s husband and the potential break-up of that marriage, doesn’t this cover scream “I’m single and ready to mingle!”  I would think if she was still the First Lady of Turks & Caicos, she’d be more covered up.  I guess we will be seeing more 40 year old women spread-eagle in King.  So sad, ladies, so sad.

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Miss NJ:  The reason so many women have eating disorders is retouching like this.  Eva’s body doesn’t look anything like this.  She’s much skinnier-looking and has more cellulite.  I’m not a true hater, but it does annoy me that this woman is considered beautiful.  She’s cute, at best.

‘Melo was arrested early Monday morning, the story about LaLa not coming to get him broke yesterday morning, at 8 pm last night People.com posted a statement from LaLa:

“I want to make sure the public understands that I fully support my fiancé, Carmelo Anthony, and stand by him through this ordeal.  I will always have his back and never refused to pick him up from the police station. In fact, they offered to bring him to me.”

And then ‘Melo said:

 “LaLa continues to be a rock in my life, she’s always been there for me through thick and thin.”

Miss NJ: This tells me one thing at least, LaLa’s going nowhere in the short term.  Now long-term, that’s anybody’s game.  But it’s good they know how to play nice for the cameras.  It means when the break-up comes, they’ll be able to be civil to each other for the baby’s sake.

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Miss NJ:  Don’t act like you don’t see the shine coming off that dome!  Isn’t it sad when your man has a better hairline than you do?  And I’m not buying the “relationship” between her and Osi.  This is just off-season publicity for him.

from The National Ledger 

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There were reports before Super Bowl XLII that if New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady completed the greatest season in NFL history with a win over the New York football Giants that he would propose to Supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen and they would head to the islands for a beautiful wedding.

Unfortunately for Patriots fans, those pesky New York Giants got in the way and won the game at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona 17-14 with a late fourth quarter touchdown.

So is that the reason that the two aren’t hitched?  Probably not.  A report from OK! Magazine examines it a little deeper and has this short item published this week on the would be husband and wife.

After more than a year of full-on-inseparable dating, Tom, 30, and Gisele, 27, have us wondering why they won’t get married.”  Here’s the answer, according to the magazine’s sources and it has nothing to do with the upset in the Super Bowl:  “Tom wants to wait until his son [John, with ex Bridget Moynahan] will understand what’s going on.”  A pal of the couple tell OK!  “He wants him to be a part of the wedding and make sure Bridget is on board.”

Miss NJ:  If this is really what he’s telling Gisele and she’s buying it, then models really are dumb.  His child is an infant, by the time he gets to “understanding” he’ll be what, 5?  As I type, I’m laughing at all the people out there who want to claim Brady is such a good guy.  He’s a typical dog, no better (or worse) than Derek Jeter.  The only difference is Tom hides his doggishness by serial dating.  Oh, and picture Bridget being on board.  Yeah, that’s gonna happen.

– from pagesix.com

Has-been comic Pauly Shore wants to be black!

Why? Well, here’s what he told a reader of WorldStarHipHop.com (see the video below): “I need to be black, because if I was black, I’d be doing good. I mean, all the black comedians are doing good.

“You have [D.L.] Hughley, you have Monique, Cedric the Entertainer, Martin Lawrence, Charlie Murphy… Yeah, [Charlie’s] funny. But the reason why he’s even working is because what?”

Pauly, 40, has an answer to his own question: “White people are screwed. Especially in my industry, they’re screwed. White people are going to be picking cotton within, like, literally within three years.”

If that weren’t offensive enough, Pauly also drags presidential candidate Barack Obama into his rant: “Do you understand? If you look at their presidential race, right now, who’s their No. 1 candidate? Barack Obama, who is… black!”

Miss NJ:  I’m going to try and put the video up a little later.  I’m a bit busy now and can’t work with it.  Barack is really bringing all the hate to the forefront isn’t he?  All of sudden blacks have it good in America?  What-the-f*ck-ever.

UPDATE:  I could not get the video to play.  Sorry.

UPDATE II: Finally, the video.  This is a ridiculous rant that you have to see to believe.

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Since her 1998 divorce from record honcho Tommy Mottola, Mariah Carey has been linked to a string of high-powered men, including Yankee star Derek Jeter, Latino singer Luis Miguel, music exec Mark Sudack and even rapper Eminem. But don’t assume she sleeps around. Pressed about Eminem, the Grammy winner tells the Times of London: “Please! I never had any type of sexual relationship with that man. I can count the number of people I’ve had sex with on fewer than the fingers on one hand.”

Miss NJ:  You know why we don’t believe you Mariah?  Because you keep telling us.  I have heard such differing accounts of this woman’s past that it is really hard to know what is true anymore.  Mariah does come off as a woman who doesn’t like sex, so she might be telling the truth about her life since Tommy.  But before remains a question mark.

from AP

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Sean “Diddy” Combs and Christopher Wallace, aka Notorious B.I.G., knew in advance that slain rapper Tupac Shakur was going to be attacked in 1994, The Los Angles Times has learned.

The two rappers did not plan the attack but were told about it in advance, said Times reporter Chuck Philips.  One of those who planned the attack is the son of an alleged capo in the colombo family, according to the report.

Combs and Wallace both denied any involvement in the attack at Quad Recording Studio in Manhattan.  A representative for Combs could not be reached yesterday.

Shakur was jumped in 1994 as he entered the studio, where Combs was working on an upper floor, according to Philips’ report.  Shakur was shot five times but survived.  The online-only investigative report lats out the events that fueled the feud between East Coast and West Coast hip-hop artists and culminated in the murders of Shakur in 1996 and Wallace in 1997.

To read the complete report, go to the Los Angeles Times website, www.latimes.com.

Miss NJ:  The LA Times is forever digging up old dramas in hip-hop and trying to make new news out of them.  People have known everything in this story for what, a decade now.  It is not new news that Puff and Big knew about the shooting.  When it happened everyone said they knew what was going to happen.  Actually didn’t Pac himself say they knew about it?  There was no unsolved mystery here.  This is highly irresponsible news reporting simply because the story has no other purpose than to disparage the dead (Biggie) and cast unnecessary suspicion on the living (Puff).  But what else is new in the world of white people when it comes to accurately representing hip-hop.

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Miss NJ:  The guy sitting next to it (I refuse to call that a “her”) is the boyfriend.  How much you wanna bet he’s gay?

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from amNY

Lindsay Lohan is currently working on a hip-hop album.  “I’m recording right now [with] Motown and being in the studio again is really great,” she told People magazine.  “It’s all coming together.”

Miss NJ:  I actually liked that song “Daughter to Father” (I think that’s the name of it.)  I guess this means the rumors about her working with Ne-Yo and maybe 50, weren’t empty after all.  Or maybe (since this is Lindsay) she’s worked her way through all the white record people and the only ones left to f*ck for tracks are the black ones.  Just a thought.