Okay, And? You Have A Louie.

Miss NJ:  I used to love Gabby.  Before she became the pass-around ho.

BK Diva:  That is one of the tackiest Louies I’ve ever seen.

Didn’t Know The Clown Look Was In This Season

 

– pic courtesy of AwfulPlasticSurgery.com

Miss NJ:  I have never, ever understood why Traci Bingham is famous.  But let’s set that aside and talk about why she bought dick-sucking lips.  Was there a 2-for-1 special on surgeries the day she went for the new boobs?  All the money probably would have been better spent on fixing up that stringy-looking weave and tightening up that saggy neck.  And why is she showing us there’s no coke residue in her nose?

BK Diva:  LMAO.  I think you got this one covered!

Don’t Hurt ‘Em, Hammer

Miss NJ:  First the postive, that dress is BANGING!!!  The fit, the pattern, everything.  It’s Cavalli, for those who plan on looking for it.  And now the negative, can somebody, anybody tell me where this child’s hairline starts?  Part of the reason her forehead’s so damn huge is that her hairline starts at her ears. 

BK Diva:  Leave Viv alone…..this is actually a good look for her.  She looks GREAT!!  You need a hair line to wear a lace front but Rogaine for women should help.

You, Me and He

– from EURweb.com 

First up, He:

Johnny Gill has finally addressed persistent rumors that he is gay and was the driving force behind Eddie Murphy breaking off his engagement to Tracey Edmonds. 

Gill denied both rumors and faulted the media for failing to check the facts. He seemed genuinely hurt that he’s constantly being being referred to by the public as being more than just Eddie Murphy’s running pal. 

You can hear the anguish in his voice as he talks about how painful it is for him to have to hear and deal with the constant rumors. Gill, 41, said he was willing to put money on the line or to take a lie detector test to prove his point. 

“There’s not one person on this planet that could ever say they’ve seen Johnny Gill step outside of the rim or conducted himself as a man.”  “I keep a stable,” he said, explaining that he is not married and has women of all races.

Commenting on reports that Murphy’s mother Lillian had bickered constantly with Edmonds’ mother throughout the weekend, Gill said Mrs. Murphy was just expressing her belief that the actor was rushing into marriage so soon after the debacle with Scary Spice and amid ongoing issues with his first wife, Nicole.      

“Eddie has a great level of respect for his mother and his family, just like anybody,” Gill told Banks. “And when Mommy finally decided to speak on it, she spoke on it after the ceremony – simply that she felt everything was moving too fast and it didn’t feel right. She’s not an actress and she was being honest with him.”  

 

Miss NJ:  He keeps a stable?!?!?  What-f*cking-ever.  And Johnny when you are trying to convince people that you are not in a relationship with someone, you shouldn’t refer to their mother as Mommy.  Kinda kills all your credibility.   You get the Bette.

BK Diva:  Thank you for confirming the rumors John Boy!!

But wait, there’s more, now You:

Tracey is under gag order and can’t discuss Johnny’s statements because of a confidentiality agreement she signed with Eddie at the end of their relationship.    

However her publicist released an official statement regarding Johnny Gill’s comments.       

The statement read: “I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill’s false spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the real truth.”

 

Miss NJ:  Confidentiality agreement?  Did Scary sign one of those?  But I guess since Tracey wants to keep her Hollywood career…  Seriously, she needs to fall back, ’cause these two are obviously not playing with her.  We all know the truth.  Yes, Tracey, we do which is why you should really check yourself and move on.  You get the Bette too.

BK Diva:  I thought your game was tight Tracey, you just got played by two Queens!

Not A Problem That Jay Will Ever Have

– NY Daily News 

Damon Dash is a walking cliché. As his wife’s star power has risen, he is looking outside his marriage to boost his bruised ego.

Hip-hop mogul Dash (sans wife designer Rachel Roy) strolled into a private SoHo lounge the other night with a gaggle of young ladies, including model Irina Pantaeva.

Dash, accompanied by wing man rapper Jim Jones, rubbed and kissed his girl groupies for hours while they wiggled in his lap and pretended to fight over him.

Insiders say Dash has been pouting of late, as Roy’s star has rocketed.

“Rachel used to just be Damon’s girlfriend and Damon’s wife. Now she is the one in the spotlight and he can’t stand it,” a former colleague sniped.

By midnight, Dash and his estrogen entourage single-filed out of the bar in an impromptu conga line. No conga music was playing at the time.

Miss NJ:  Even though I am not the biggest Jay-Z fan and even though initially I thought his dumping of Dame was a true betrayal, as the dust settles I respect Jay more and more for making the hard (correct) choice.  Now all that remains is for Rachel to stop drinking the water Dame gives her.

BK Diva:  Dame Dash disgusts me and I have no comment.

Page Six – 2/27

– from NY Post

RAPPER Nas was shocked when Maxim gave his new album, “N – – – – r,” a 21/2-star review – because it isn’t even finished yet. “I’m finishing the album now, and it will be out April 22,” Nas told Page Six. Maxim has since apologized for the premature review, but Nas doesn’t care. “I’d prefer [a review from] Playboy,” the rapper said. “That kind of stuff doesn’t reach my radar or effect anybody around me. I don’t know what a music rating from Maxim is . . . I don’t know what it even means really.” Maxim also reviewed the Black Crowes’ album, “War Paint,” without listening to it in its entirety.

Miss NJ:  Does Playboy even do music reviews?  I haven’t read it in a while.  And yes I did actually used to read Playboy for the articles.

BK Diva:  Nas isn’t foolin anybody.  He released it early for feedback.  You know damn well you need some hits!

Dayanara Torres plans to spill the beans on her short and tumultuous marriage to Marc Anthony, reports The Post’s Sandra Guzman. The former Miss Universe is writing “Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce,” which will chronicle how she got over her painful union with the Skeletor – who left her for Jennifer Lopez – to find true happiness. But let’s hope Torres has good lawyers. When Ojani Noa, J.Lo’s first hubby, tried doing the same, he was shut down in court by Lopez’s lawyers. Torres’ tome will be published by Penguin Book’s new Latin author line, Celebra.

Miss NJ:  This is an interesting fantasy she has about becoming an author.  How long before the Puerto Rican Mafia they control snatches her up for a sit-down?

BK Diva:  Trick don’t end up tied up in Brooklyn basement. It’s over know your place.

Stephon Marbury is on the Knicks’ injured list this season, but that won’t stop him from getting to a hot date. Marbury celebrated his 31st birthday the other night at Geisha on East 61st Street with a “hot blonde” who waited alone at the bar for him for nearly an hour, said a spy. It didn’t seem to faze her though, because when he finally showed up near midnight, the duo had the kitchen reopen so they could eat. “They had plates of sushi and ribs and they were downing red wine,” said our witness. “They were deep in conversation and left a huge tip.”

Miss NJ:  Hot blonde?  Hmmmm, I wonder.  I mean everyone saw the intern, right?  And she was considered a hot blonde by Knick personnel.  I wonder if this one got sexed in the Jeep and sent home as well.

BK Diva:  His wife hasn’t divorced him yet? Her allowance must be nice!

Another Reason Why A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

 – from NY Post

 A Brooklyn teen found a modern solution to an old-fashioned crime – she tracked down her cellphone mugger using MySpace, police said.

“He came from behind and snatched the phone from me – I chased him but I couldn’t catch up,” Yudelka Polanco, 16, told The Post.

It was 8:30 p.m. on a freezing Jan. 26. Polanco was tired, just coming home from a guitar lesson, and was carrying a large bookbag on Hooper and Hewes streets in Williamsburg. She had no chance of catching the young thief.

But although the Bushwick teen couldn’t physically run down her assailant, she was able to follow his electronic footprints.

About two weeks later, when she received the replacement to her stolen T-Mobile Sidekick Slide, one of the first messages she received revealed her attacker’s e-mail address.

“He had signed on to his e-mail with my SIM [subscriber identity module] card still in the phone,” said Polanco.

She turned on her computer and began her detective work.

“I put his e-mail address into MySpace – because nowadays everybody has MySpace,” she said.

“I found his picture, but it was a picture of him from the side, and I wanted police to have something better.”

So Polanco actually got another cute gal pal to start an online friendship with the mugger – who cops say is Victor Hernandez, 16. The friend was able to collect more pictures and information on him.

Having done most of the investigative work, Polanco went to cops with a plethora of pictures of the thug.

Miss NJ:  The best part of the story is her friend pretending to like the dude.  Be cool, stay in school, ’cause at least one benefit is you’ll know how to hunt down thieves.

BK Diva:  Ditto

I Can See Now That Finding Stuff To Write About Will Not Be Hard

Miss NJ:  As the title says, this blog may very well write itself soon.  I’m trying to understand why she’s in an evening gown in the re-enactment.  Of course, should someone have shot at her in real life and missed, I would start a fund to get her glasses for a second try.  (And don’t act you don’t know it would be a woman).

BK Diva:  Ok why did she did this publicity again???? 

Why Am I Not Impressed

 

Miss NJ:  I realize I have a lot of hate, but I actually like both these kids (as long as Rihanna’s not singing in the same room I’m in, but different topic for a different day).  That said, why does this “relationship” not impress me?

BK Diva:  Because it’s FAKE!!  They spun the cover up on Chris when they pinned him w/Super Head.  Rih Rih don’t do it…….you don’t have the Trannny look so why fake the funk! Leave that for Kayne’s finance.

Why Fake Breastses Are Unattractive

 

Miss NJ:  I don’t know what’s nastier: the veins, the dents/puckers, that channel in the middle, or the fact that they’re crooked.  Seeing this, reminds me why I’m so good with my solid A’s.

BK Diva:  Now this ish should have known better.  What doctor did she go too!!!  There’s some things you shouldn’t go cheap on & this is one of them.